May 2013
14 posts
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
teawithaview:
have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
April 2013
27 posts
seifukucat:
here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art
wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work
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March 2013
13 posts
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Me in 2010: XDDDDD LOL LOL LOL ROFL LMAO LMFAO THATS SO FUNNIIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me in 2011: I will never make a typo in my life again. Ever.
Me in 2012/2013: no i am too sexy for u
broternia:
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
